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1. The first step was creating an enticing profile
2. One that highlighted Furbae's likability
3. And also featured her varied interests.
4. Most people wanted to go over the basics
5. And clarify a few important details
6. Skeptics were encountered
7. And dark Furby-pasts were revealed
8. Anti-Furbae feelings were rare but, when present, tended to be extreme
9. A few matches forgot their manners
10. And an unavailable emoji missed its chance to shine
11. Some suitors were confused by their feelings
12. Others looked towards a more tolerant future...
13. And some just proceeded with business as usual...
14. Intriguing "moments" helped me stand out in the crowd
15. There was experimentation with Furby-fied dirty talk
16. And no shortage of battery-changing innuendos
17. This guy ignored the Furby in the room
18. And this guy forgot where he was in general
19. Toes were a recurring theme of conversation
20. As was Furbae's seemingly cold demeanor
21. The Bae made new friends
22. And even got catfished by a Faux-potle account
23. Late-night conversations were as sexual as ever
24. And plenty of drunk confessions were made
25. Some matches reached out for moral support
26. And it was never too early to solicit some no-strings-attached action
27. Despite having many successes...
28. Furbae is still single
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