Signs That You're Already A Better Person In 2015

Every day you make a choice between being an A-hole and being an A-ngel which one are you?

You tipped your Barista this morning

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Some learn this the hard way but tipping your barista saves you time, money and getting spit in your coffee. This is especially true if you order a double shot, extra foam half soy, half skim, caramel Grande brule latte in a Venti cup... 2014 was full of bad coffee but now that you tip you will never have to worry about getting Herpes from your coffee again.

You Set all your clocks 10 min Early

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If you realize your late to everything and actually do something about it you've already become an upstanding citizen. Now the trick is to forget that all your clocks are faster than the rest of the world's. People love to Not wait for you because you just had to watch one more youtube video of a chubby baby dancing so...GOOD JOB!

You said "Thank You" to that random person who opened the door for you

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Its only two words yet so many people fail at saying them. Please and Thank You are the magic words according to Barney and Friends so I applaud you for taking the purple dinosaur's advice.

You waited to read that text from Bae till you were no longer in motion.

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I know it takes a lot of will power to let a text message sit on your phone unread for an entire 5 minutes but in the end the entire world will love you for it. I had to learn my lesson the hard way by getting yelled at by an angry business man trying to make his happy hour. After that one moment I swore to never walk and text on a busy street again.

You swiped that Hobo onto the subway

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Its cold right now and trains are warm so even if you can't give them money you can at least swipe them into some temporary warmness. Good for you for putting that Unlimited card to use!

You knew exactly what you wanted on your Burrito at Chipotle

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"Um....Well I'm not sure if I want Avocado becasue I'm like on this diet...I want that, no actually never mind.. UMM..." these are the words that come out of people who want to DIE! Thank you for being quick on your feet and ordering what your stomach hungered for and not second guessing your instinct.

You didn't play the music on your headphones so loud that the entire train car could hear it

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Congratulations you will have hearing capabilities till you are at least 50 years old!! Some people sacrifice their hearing so that the entire train can jam out to horrible Techno at 7:30 in the morning. I just can't understand how tiny earbuds generate that much noise, but it happens regularly and I am amazed every time. Its an even bigger show when they sing along with it in mumbly words because they don't actually know the lyrics. SO Thank you for keeping the new Taylor Swift album to yourself, I was born in 1989 I don't want to hear about it.

You closed your legs and held your bag LIKE A LADY!

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Spreading is for cream cheese and sexy-time not for public transit and I am proud of you for acknowledging that! Manspreading is bad but spreading and putting your bag on the seat is WORSE! The did in the pic is taking up three seats and he doesn't care! Ya know why? because he is a horrible person. How do your feet touch yet you still spread?!?! Its a miracle.