8 Hats That Were Not Made For Head Wear

What follows is a brief insight into the world of headgear, the pope and a stingy (but polite looking) dog. From what I've seen of 2013, the streets (primarily of East London) are wild with epic hat wars. Whether it's the beanie versus the bowler or the Red Indian head dress up against the bindi (seriously, WTF is with those confused atheists), you guys just can't get enough of your great caps. Here’s an extraordinarily poignant and informative compilation of some of your best hats that were never intended to go on your head. You go gang.

1. You get your pan de pooches.

2. And your kids who just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school...

She's gon’ bake you up a cake of rainbows like you ain't never seen.

It seems that nowadays these fashionistas are not just trendsetters, but moral guides...

3. WORLDWIDE SEXUAL LIBERATION, MINIMAL SCALP BURN.

Just thank GODness our hat wearers never take themselves too seriously...

4. This is not a drill

...because it is important from time to time to let those mere head nudist people know that you've got your shit together.

5. YO MAMA SO FAT NOT EVEN DORA CAN EXPLORE HER

By gosh that baby has been taught poor English.

...Even when you're nothing more than a pathetic, laughable internet dog

6. I say, I do enjoy a good Lambrini

One picture is worth a thousand words.

...Or a cat that might look sort of funny on first glance, but that in fact has serious dietary complications, degenerate sight and a distinct lack of intelligence and/or autonomy.

7. Fierce.

And so when we wear our cherished hats what we’re really saying is…

WORLD, THIS IS HOW I FEEL TODAY

8. And today, this GILF felt like keeping her head just that little bit warmer than usual

We salute you Martha.

And so lovely, social, internet creatures, we encourage you to keep wearing your hats with pride and being your super great selves....

You tell 'em Willy.

Just make sure you don't end up looking like this

because no one wants that for you...

...Not even Eugenie.

Sorry sis