12 Reasons You're Not Graduating In 4 Years

Why completing a degree in 4 years is overrated. Whether you stuck to the minimum required credit hours per semester, changed your major, or just took your sweet time... have no fear, Super Senior is here.

1. You chose beer over books.

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Why open that Geology textbook when your can learn everything there is to know about rock formations by simply cracking open a cold one? Watching the mountains on your beer can turn blue beats writing a blue book essay any day, am I right?

2. Day drinking (See #1).

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It's 2pm. Fuck it, let's drink.

3. Basket weaving 101? Why not.

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Sure, it won't count towards your degree, but you can make your mom a basket to hold her disappointment when you don't graduate "on time."

4. "On Time." Who decided that anyways?

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Probably the same person who put sleeves on a blanket.

5. You took the minimum credit hours necessary to obtain full-time status.

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Who's in a rush to see Grandma cry as you and thousands of your closest peers walk down the aisle in oversized, silky bath robes?

6. The real world looks about as enticing as a Kardashian marriage.

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Can anyone say Two Dollar Tuesday? Beyond your collegiate confounds your dollars will be saved for more important things. Like food for example.

7. You now realize that your fancy degree will become useless upon graduation, joining your Ryan Gosling/Kate Upton poster on the wall.

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Would you like fries with that?

8. Your younger significant other attends the same university.

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You couldn't possibly leave your loved one alone on that hormone-filled campus.

9. A required upper-division course is only offered every other semester.

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Forgot to sign up? Don't worry, you can take it during the next moon cycle, but only if it's a leap year.

10. You're attending medical/law/dental/pharmacy school.

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That $150,000 plaque will look beautiful on your wall. In 10 years.

11. You realized that your school doesn't offer a degree in 'Badassery.'

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So you opted for a more obtainable business major. Even Spider-Man had a day job.

12. College has been one hell of a time, and you're in no rush to leave.

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Enjoy it while you can.