It completely baffles me that the film industry and other forms of media are so intent on moving entirely to digital when there's clearly a marketable interest in analog technologies as evidenced by the continuing resurgence of vinyl records and the prevalence of analog-imitating apps like Instagram. If some enterprising business people would simply figure out how to hype the cool factor of seeing movies on celluloid, they could likely be quite successful.

One day I'd like to read the comments section of a Buzzfeed Politics post and find intelligent, reasoned discussion and healthy, fruitful debate between commenters from all walks of life and all parts of the political spectrum, all refusing to fall into the simple, pointless tactics of name-calling and hateful rhetoric in an attempt to win an argument that doesn't need to be won. Also, I'd like to see a unicorn one day. Or maybe a leprechaun.

That website looks like a bunch of libel cases just waiting to happen.

It's like the nerd version of that test Steve Guttenberg gives his fiancee in Diner. As always, Guttenberg is on the cutting edge.

Oh, good. He went over on the back swing, not the front swing. That's how he kept from turning inside out. Lucky man.

I had a friend who owned a robot monkey head that looked exactly like that one. It was motion activated, so anytime you moved or touched it, it reacted, and if you left it turned on, it would make noises when you least expected it. It was the coolest/most terrifying thing ever.

I don't know if I'm properly qualified to make this judgement, but surely if Miley Cyrus gets engaged, her ring is going to look way more expensive than that.

It sounds like they got the goats to sing the song too. ZING! Take that, shitty cover band!

That dog is too embarrassed to even look at the camera.