Siri just pulled the most savage move of 2015.
ASK SIRI WHAT 0 DIVIDED BY 0 IS
*WARNING: Reading any further may damage your self esteem.
Here's how...
“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
THE SALT IS UNREAL.
F*&k you too Siri. I don't even like cookies.
Leave my lack of companionship out of this simple request for a math solution.
Naturally this brutality has people feelin all types of ways.
Me: Siri, what's 0 divided by 0? Siri: You have no friends Me:
When you ask Siri what's "0 divided by 0"
I just asked Siri what 0 divided by 0 is and my soul was just belittled to nothing.
My face when I asked Siri what 0 divided by 0 was....
It's important that us victims all stay together during this time.
Me when Siri roasted me for asking what 0 divided by 0 was
For real, Siri. Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars? Collecting your jar...okay I'm getting carried away.
OH MY GOD ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is and then RT this once u get dragged to the pits of hell and back
But remember, she's just a robot.
When siri offends tf outa u but u tryna be cool cause its a robot
Don't let some bitter invisible robot get you down. You have friends! Well, maybe not. But hey, you're probably more liked than Siri right now.
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