Ham I AM

Dr Seuss' Response to Ted Cruz Co-Opting Green Eggs and Ham for a Fruitless Filibuster

Ted Cruz Waving Goodbye to the Support of the Republican Party

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You are Ham, Ham you are

I do not like you Ham I Am

I do not like your emails of Spam

Begging for money for your Tea Party Cause

Your politics sure give me pause

Do I like your filibuster?

I do not, you publicity seeking hustler

I would not like you in Texas

I would not like you in a Lexus

I would not like you with free cake

I do not like that you are fake

I do not like you here or there

I do not like you anywhere

I do not like your lies and flim flam

I do not like you Ham I am

You do not falter

In your vain quest for glory

As a matter of course

This path seems rather whore-y

I do not like Rand Paul either

But at least he’s as original…

As his father

I do not like you Ham I am

I do not like your lies and flim flam

On a golf course

At a $10,000 a plate dinner

On the yacht of a Koch Brother

In the bosom of Reagan’s mother

You will never see me help

Your pompous ass become a winner

My money would be put to better use

Helping Sarah Palin shoot a moose

(At least she’s back in Alaska that way)

I do not like you Ham I Am

I do not like your lies and flim flam

I do not like you on the senate floor

Or in my house

You noxious Louse

I do not like you giving speeches

As you call the people leeches

Catering to stupid niches

I do not want your representation

You are a scourge upon this nation

Please go back to your land of creation

I do not like you Ham I am

I do not like your lies and flim flam

If I follow Dr. Seuss' Lead

Following the poem to a T

Through this poem I should switch sides

But then I would have to believe your lies

I do not like you Ham I Am,

I do not like your lies and flim flam

Go away!

Go away!

Ham I Am