The Definitive Mario Timeline
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/mario-... ![[link]](http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png){kind=icon}
Age 1-35: New York-based paisan plumber. [Ed Note: Then things start getting kind of weird. Anyway, here it is for the first time in one place - the strange and sometimes tragic life of our erstwhile hero.]
MORE GREAT STUFF
Related Links
Dr. Mario Quilt
Just finished my Dr. Mario quilt!
If the Mountain Goats Scored Super Mario
The video (and song) are taken from the perspective of the extremely relatable Toad, whose sole purpose in the game is to wait for Mario in order to guide him to the next castle.
Mario Recreated In Petri Dish
In the name of science and awesome, researchers from the University of Osaka in Japan created this Mario in a petri dish by genetically engineering bacteria to express fluorescent proteins and carotenoid pigments.
Facebook Conversations
1 Response So Far
- Julian A. thinks The Definitive Mario Timeline is LOL
- schlang thinks The Definitive Mario Timeline is LOL & Geeky
-
Mario, Mario… THIS is where you went wrong: “Age 36 and two days: While connecting the Endless Barrel Company's plumbing system to the city lines, Mario and his brother Luigi happen upon a series of abandoned chambers full of turtles, crabs and flies. They spend the entire day in a murderous rampage, stomping everything they come across.”
- turtlefeed The Definitive Mario Timeline and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL
- The Definitive Mario Timeline was featured on the homepage
