The Fuze Slenderize Guilt Free Lip Gloss combines the same weight loss ingredients found in those Fuze Slenderize beverages to create a gloss that is "always on the lips, never on the hips!" Are they actually implying that we should feel guilty about using normal lip gloss?
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