America is totally #1, but it appears to be slipping behind in innovating condom technology. Even South Africa is beating us! Maybe it's for the best since we won't be having sex until age 29.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.