Secretions Magnifiques

Edgy perfume maker, Etat Libre d'Orange, has developed a new subversive and disturbing scent that evokes blood, sweat, saliva and sperm.

Think of a nasty romp in the hay with a sweaty dude. We, however, don't need a perfume to evoke that empty and used feeling.

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