The last facial we endured entailed someone squeezing the sh*t out of every single pore one by one. Ten minutes with a painless laser sounds way more pleasant.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.