Sorry we're so late on this, but we don't happen to read men's fitness magazines. Is that where all the hot trends are lurking these days? Coregasm will make an amazing infomercial.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.