We totally forgot about Ted Haggard. Hopefully he's undergoing conversion therapy somewhere, having a tender coming-of-age But I'm a Cheerleader experience.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.