First Aussiebum, now this. What distinguishes Cocksox "is the specially designed pouch that lifts and supports your ‘crown jewels’ to give you either an enhanced profile, a more comfortable ride or both." We're not sure how to feel about that.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.