So basically, it's like Celebrity Fit Club with less salads, more free-basing. We can say from personal experience that real live crackheads are pretty riveting.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.