Finally, you can now shop at American Apparel and buy clothing that allows you to walk ten feet without bumping into another person wearing the same thing. Seriously, that's our biggest peeve about shopping at American Apparel.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.