We love news that breaks late on a Friday - the speculation, the conjecture, the lack of solid facts beyond a lot of Escalades driving into a building on Hudson Street! Update: Congrats to the newlyweds.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.