Baby Bling

Of course your baby needs a $17k pacifier.

Now that you've made your baby anorexic, you really should get him/her that pimped-out stroller, too.

Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.