If you're plagued by butt-u-lite, all hope is not lost. Unfortunately, there's no "cellulite blaster" equalizer setting in iTunes, but maybe there should be?
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.