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Dita Von Teese Blackberry Beauty
I was trying to think of something clever to say about burlesque queen, Dita von Teese and her new blackberry, but I have nothing this afternoon. Lucky for me, she made the witty comments herself.
Why does my new blackberry come with five John Mayer ringtones, and not one of them tells me that my body is a wonderland?
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