If Disney Movies Were Soap Operas

I would watch them all. I admit it.

The Little Mermaid

The Drama: After giving up everything to be with Eric, who confessed his undying love, Ariel finds out he's in a secret relationship with a mysterious woman named Vanessa. Ariel pursues Eric further, determined to win him for herself, but the plot thickens when she realizes that Vanessa is actually her good friend Ursula. Now she's stuck in a love triangle!

Cinderella

The Drama: Cinderella, struggles with her expensive taste despite her low budget. She also is trying to recover from a drug addiction which causes her to hallucinate that mice can talk and that birds help her dress. Her shopping/drug addiction has gotten so bad that her step-mother has to forbid her from leaving the house, however Cinderella sneaks out anyways and buys a new ballgown and glass slippers. She then attends a party where she meets a rich boy who goes by the nickname Charming.

They immediately fall in love(or lust, whatever) and Cinderella gives Charming her number. However, he is so drunk that he forgets the number and what she looks like.

Aladdin

The Drama: Aladdin, a simple good-hearted guy begins dating Jasmine, an arrogant and entitled snobby girl. Jasmine's father gives her whatever she wants, even allowing her to own a tiger. Unbeknownst to Aladdin, Jasmine is having a secret affair with her father's good friend, Jafar.

Snow White

The Drama: Snow White, a small town girl, has become bored with her life. To add to her boredom, her man has no personality and not a romantic bone in his body. So, Snow White decides to leave him, and winds up living with seven dwarves. In return for cooking and cleaning, the dwarves pay her in certain...favors... Meanwhile, upset that she left him, snow white's guy hires an old hag to kill her for him.

Sleeping Beauty

The Drama: Briar Rose is a teen living in a cottage with her three great aunts. Rose accidentally finds out that her parents are not dead, like she had been told, and that her name is really Aurora. She determinedly searches for the truth. Meanwhile, her boyfriend Phillip confesses his fetish for pretending that she is dead.

Rapunzel

The Drama: Rapunzel is a home schooled high-schooler who lives with her single mother. Rapunzel has a severe anxiety disorder which causes her to be afraid of change, which is why she never cuts her hair or even leaves her house. Soon she finds out that she is actually adopted and gets up the nerve to go and find her real parents. She enlists the help of a handsome stranger who she soon falls in love with. Only later does she discover that he is actually a notorious and wanted criminal.