15 Times Your Pet Has To Put Up With Your Crap

Just be glad they can't speak. Or tweet. Or have facebook. Or thumbs, because they might have thought about stabbing you before.

1. When you decide to "dance like no one's watching"

2. Also when you scream/sing your favorite song because no one is home

No one, that is, except for you poor animal(s) who have better hearing. But now they wish they didn't have hearing at all.

3. And those times when you decide to rope them in to dancing with you

Because that's really what they wanted to do today.

4. When you use the "baby voice"

Which is, like, always.

5. When you get bored and try to mildly annoy them for your own amusement

You know you do it. Everyone does it. Don't lie.

6. When they clearly need some space, but you pet/kiss them anyway

Animals need me-time too, ya know!

Cat: "Did I ASK you to come in my personal space and kiss me? No. So stop.

7. And those God-awful times when your friends think they can just come up on your pet and put their hands on them

Cat: "Just kill me now."

8. But of course, when your pet actually wants the attention, where are you?

9. And if you're one of those people who dress your pets...your animals hate you

God gave them fur for a reason.

10. Oh and when you get them a "fun" haircut...

Animals don't need your help with their self-expression ok? Leave the dying and cutting for your own head.

11. Oh, did I mention when you got them "fixed"?

They probably hated you for a good month after this and may have been plotting your demise.

12. Bath time...

Some pets may enjoy water. But being bathed(unless you're a baby) is usually pretty degrading. The same applies to animals.

13. When a friend with animal allergies comes over and you put your pet into another room for the night

14. When they've repeatedly told you they don't like Paul, but you still hang out with him

You even think it's funny when your pet gives Paul the "stink-eye." It isn't funny. This is serious.

15. When you go on vacation...without them.

No matter what they say, they did miss you. Never. leave. again.

And yet, through all of this crap we put them through. They kind of still love us.

Animals are the greatest!