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    50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

    A how-to

    1.

    "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me

    2.

    The answer is easy if you take it logically

    3.

    I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

    4.

    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

    5.

    She said it's really not my habit to intrude

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    Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued

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    But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

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    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

    9.

    Fifty ways to leave your lover

    10.

    Just slip out the back, Jack

    11.

    Make a new plan, Stan

    12.

    You don't need to be coy, Roy

    13.

    Just get yourself free

    14.

    Hop on the bus, Gus

    15.

    You don't need to discuss much

    16.

    Just drop off the key, Lee

    17.

    And get yourself free

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    Just slip out the back, Jack

    19.

    Make a new plan, Stan

    20.

    You don't need to be coy, Roy

    21.

    Just get yourself free

    22.

    Hop on the bus, Gus

    23.

    You don't need to discuss much

    24.

    Just drop off the key, Lee

    25.

    And get yourself free

    26.

    She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain

    27.

    I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again

    28.

    I said I appreciate that and would you please explain

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    About the fifty ways

    30.

    She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight

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    And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light

    32.

    And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right

    33.

    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

    34.

    Fifty ways to leave your lover

    35.

    Just slip out the back, Jack

    36.

    Make a new plan, Stan

    37.

    You don't need to be coy, Roy

    38.

    Just get yourself free

    39.

    Hop on the bus, Gus

    40.

    You don't need to discuss much

    41.

    Just drop off the key, Lee

    42.

    And get yourself free

    43.

    You just slip out the back, Jack

    44.

    Make a new plan, Stan

    45.

    You don't need to be coy, Roy

    46.

    Just get yourself free

    47.

    Hop on the bus, Gus

    48.

    You don't need to discuss much

    49.

    Just drop off the key, Lee

    50.

    And get yourself free