people pay a lot of money for such exquisitely aged leather!

David: Bryan Boy's faggotry can't be constrained by the limits of grammer!

“…nobody sports tanorexia best 'other than' your favorite fashion designers.”
The phrase you are searching for, bryanboy, is “better than.” Learn proper English before you start making jabs at your elders. What a DORK!

Allegra is dat chu?