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Princess Peach's Pool Party - The First Nintendo Wii 2 Video Game Uncovered
Nintendo has announced it will be releasing a new console called "The Wii 2" which is a upgrade from their first sin-sational console "The Wii". The name "Wii" is a homo erotica communist term that means "Wiener" or "Tentacle Sex". With the Wii 2, the communist Japanese want to push the envelope, by making the games more sex packed and filled with more communist, baby eating Hentai porn.
