Christian Phrases For “Female Masturbation”

In this episode, Bryan Blake gives you a list of friendly phrases to explain female masturbation in a Christian manner. Because it's better than sounding like a liberal whorelet with a sin-filled heart. posted

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  • Who keeps putting this shit on the front page? Like all the rest of them, incredibly unfunny.

    tinytank
    5 months ago
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    5 months ago
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  • “-Without sounding like a devil whore!”
    amazing dialogue.

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    5 months ago
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    5 months ago
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  • may i ask, why!?

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    5 months ago
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  • He enjoyed that far too much.

    Daisy D.
    5 months ago
  • Why can't he just say the freaking words?! It'll save his breath and our time!

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    5 months ago
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  • This guy is making us Christians sound like real fucktards.No one speaks like this, unless they are just odd, and people would only speak this way amongst themselves and never openly tell anyone about it, because they know it sounds retarded. ( now everyone discuss this and try to make me look stupid, because I am a Christian and I commented on something)

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    5 months ago
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  • I'd like to see him give a live demonstration of male masturbation.

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    5 months ago
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