Do you have any idea how low you have to go for me to defend Paris Hilton? Well congratulations Buzzfeed, you have reached that point.

Can’t people google the word ‘punk’ and at least try? I blame this all on Avril Lavigne.

No, it isn’t a clever joke. It is stupid.

I agree 100% with everything in this article with one major exception- Noah Rothman is a liar, thug, and total hack. He would be a total travesty as a replacement.

To those defending Carol- watch the first couple of seasons again, she was a total B to Ross for absolutely no reason.

The character of Mike was the biggest flop in Friends history. At no point was he remotely funny and there was zero character development or personality. How they managed to waste Paul Rudd so badly has always mystified me.

That is what I assumed, not what josiahc said although that could be what was intended as well. EIther way it was a terrible joke.
If it is what you say, and what I assumed was the intent, then it is particularly weak.

I am sorry but what is wrong with #1? Nothing. If you think the person in charge of creating the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park is terrible at his job then you are hopeless.
And whoever did #4 is a national hero

Except of course he is not umpiring today because he has the flu. The swallowing chew story seems to be a false rumor started by a Philly sportswriter.

The bitterness is because we are talking about a guy who made $350,000 an episode for Scrubs. He is now begging for money but won’t commit to spending any of his own on a project that only he will see the profits from.