This is spliced together from a bunch of different 70's TV shows. The Ferrigno Hulk is obviously one; the Captain America with the motorbike ran for less than one season. I remember vaguely the one they have as “Iron Man” but it wasn't called that.

Huh. Turns out women were behind all the sexist stereotypes about women after all.

This sounds an awful lot like the “teenagers are pouring booze in their eyeballs” and the “teenagers are soaking tampons in vodka” stories from the past few years, each of which the media ran with for a week before realizing it was all a stupid hoax on them. Quit falling for it.

“There's one (at least) in every crowd, right?” Yes. Yes, there is.

Rejects?

I do not have a problem with this.

Is this real? Is it a parody?

Jeez Morello, LET IT GO already!

These are like those horrible ads from the 50's designed to make women feel disgusting and completely dependent on positive attention from their boyfriends.

Snackman uses the U.N. Peacekeeper method. Casually get in the way and don't make eye contact.