30 Signs You Are A Medical Student In Grenada

Congratulations! You just got accepted to the best medical school in the Caribbean. You dream of studying on pristine white sand beaches with turquoise waters, living in staccato-tiled superdorms, and getting a way-above-average foreign medical school experience. Little did you know…

1. This is the view from your apartment.

2. Countdowns to Thursdays for real milk.

3. When the strongest selling point for your "new" 1994 Escudo is having air conditioning

And you buy it complete with a hint of beach from the previous owner.

4. Parking anywhere and everywhere - if your car can drive there, you can park there

Including highways and traffic circles

5. Dengue.

6. When traffic is stopped (well, started) by goats crossing the road

...or become your new study buddy

7. Drinking and driving is "not permitted"

But driving without a shirt is illegal.

8. When the taxi driver stops at a bar on the way to your destination

Has two brews and one for the road

9. Cockroaches are bigger than your face.

10. Cell phone service providers send you more texts than your friends

You think you're popular ... and then you're not.

11. You can wine better than you can twerk

Google: Wining Queen by Denise Belfon

12. Carnival is a public holiday, which means no class.

13. Intramural sports are ridiculously competitive

har de har har med school humor too (get it)?

14. When the football field becomes a swimming pool

15. A leisurely stroll

16. Weird shaped food

17. Green oranges and yellow limes

They came from the same tree.

18. Bananas are no longer just a fruit

CLICK ME

19. Grenada cats.

Yes, it was eating that dead furry animal to its left.

20. It can just pass as decent...

...and then it gets warm.

21. Post-midterm celebration is going on an open-bar catamaran cruise with all your friends

22. 5th term hospital rotations?

Nah, just prison rounds.

23. No filter study-break sunsets from the library

24. 5 minute monsoons

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

25. You have to protect your life during mating season

I wish this was a joke.

26. You will not find your future husband

27. Taylor is your Homegirl

28. You know how to properly use the acronym "TIG"

29. This.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FbuSUbg7Qnc

Google: Grenada Grind by Gal and Shayan ft. Richa

30. Your friends are your family and you won't survive without them.