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"Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy." ~ Sigmund Freud "When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again." ~ Mike Tyson I am a wife, mom, and a student. I am white and nerdy, weird, funny, witty, sarcastic, quirky, lazy, crazy, immature, passive aggressive, flaky, shy, street smart (book smart, not so much...but I get by). I do not know my IQ. I love improv, sketch comedies, NCAA football, NFL football, NHL, MLB, poker, facebook, and music. I talk too much. I am a Scorpio through and through. I can be ruthless at times, but I think I have learned to pick my battles. I am spontaneous. I hate school, but I love a good challenge. I am sensitive. I am intense. I am high strung. I am emotional. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I am passionate. I am moody. I like my hair and I can never stick with one color or style. It's always changing. I have 2 tattoos, one of which is of Hootie and the Blowfish, which therefore proves I AM A NERD! I love to sing, but I'm no good at it! I have a short fuse. Someday I hope to have patience. I've heard it's a virtue. Sarcasm is my native language. No matter how old I get, I still feel like a teenager. I AM Vain. I don't like getting older. Crows feet suck. And so does adult acne break outs. >:( I dislike clowns very much. They are scary and creepy. I drive a minivan, thereby, according to Victoria Wainright, I'm a moron. I like shoes, because they always fit. Spiders and any creepy crawlies are gross and scary. But, mostly spiders. I am afraid of heights, but I love to fly. And someday I'd love to go parasailing. Larry David is GOD! I dislike people in general. There are very few that I like. I do have a heart for animals, especially cats. It's not clean unless it's "Monica" clean. (hint: I love the show "Friends"). I love Disneyland. I love getting my eyebrows waxed. I think it's very therapeutic. I love coffee, chocolate, ice cream, donuts, cupcakes, and Coca Cola. I also love cantaloupe, nectarines, strawberries, kiwi, watermelon, bananas, pineapple, tangelos, and grapes. I dislike blueberries. I love broccoli, brussel sprouts, asparagus, carrots, potatoes, green beans, corn on the cob, sweet peas, spinach, celery, cucumbers, zucchini, butternut squash, and yams. I dislike beets. yuck I WILL be the blue haired old lady still bobbing my head to hardcore rap...WORD! When I grow up I wanna be a comedy writer, preferably for SNL, a comedic actress, comedian, philanthropist (when I win the lottery), and a Toys R Us kid. People from past and present that I'd love to meet: Larry David, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Steve Martin, Dennis Miller, Richard Pryor, John Ritter, Bill Cosby, Jim Carrey, Ellen DeGeneres, Frank Sinatra, Andy Samberg and most SNL cast members past/present, Maya Angelou, Sigmund Freud, Robert Frost, Bob Marley, Paul Newman, Greg Mortenson, Hootie and the Blowfish, Pete Carroll, Magic Johnson, John Candy, Dr. Ruth, Weird Al Yankovich, Mike Tyson, anyone from Monty Python, and the Dalai Lama. I've got that BOOM, BOOM, POW!!!! I have way too much time on my hands. My goal is to bring lazy back, but I'm far too lazy to have the ambition to fulfill such a goal. Basically, I am ME. Take ME, leave ME, or laugh with ME!

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