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    The Details of the New Derek Jeter Deal Have Leaked. See What He Wants....

    We just got word that Jeter will be seeking a deal in the neighborhood of 25 years for millions upon millions of dollars, making him the highest paid player when he reaches the age of 61. This credible information comes to us from Bobbie Stanleyson, a Senior Donut Hole Engineer at Dunkin Donuts in Tarrytown NY. See full story at www.bronxgoblin.com