13 Life Lessons Learned From Candy Crush

remember when we thought angry birds was addictive? Ah simpler times.

1. How to Multi Task

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Must.........keep.............playing.......

2. How to Survive With Only Two Hours of Sleep

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I couldn't go to bed level 29 needed me

3. The true definition of procrastination

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Just one more level................

4. Who your true friends are

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I swear to god Bridget if you ignore my request.................

5. How to spend money wisley

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I will grovel to complete strangers on facebook, but spend actual money on this game? Hell no.

6. Not Giving Up

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I can't quit....................I don't have any more lives.

7. When to Give Up

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f*** you level 98

8. Puzzle Solving Skills

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Anyone who can beat level 98 deserves a major self five

9. The Satisfaction of finally achieving your goals

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HELL YES

10. How to manage your anger

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I'm not going to kill someone, i'm not going to kill someone, I'M NOT GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

11. Timing

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Combining the stripey candy with the chocolate one is the best thing i've done all day

12. Patience

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Really!? 24 hours till the next quest.............ugh.

13. Where the date and time settings are on your phone

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f*** patience. I don't care if my phone thinks its 2030, I'm playing again.