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    22 Thoughts You Have During An Excruciating Sunburn

    Go outside, they said. It will be fun, they said.

    1. "I knew I shouldn't have favored my upper thighs when applying sunscreen..."

    2. "The shower is my enemy."

    3. "Straps. Straps will be the death of me."

    4. "Anyyything for fashionnnnn."

    5. "I'm smiling because I know I look stupid."

    6. "Moving will not be on my agenda today."

    7. "Some people say I look like an Oompa Loompa."

    8. "I regret everything."

    9. "Darn those fishnets, always getting me into trouble."

    10. "Duck lips, a sexy tan, and a mirror selfie. Feelin' good."

    11. "I'm reevaluating my decision to become a lifeguard."

    12. "Peeling is the ultimate form of punishment. I'll go cry now."

    13. "I thought I missed a couple spots while applying sunscreen..."

    14. "But, like, do you think I can pull off this lobster-red look?"

    15. "All I wanted was to be like Borat."

    16. "Note to self: never wear strappy sandals in summer weather again."

    17. "Whatever, mom, I still think my belly button ring is sexy."

    18. "Ouch."

    19. "I've invented a new shade of red."

    20. "I've crafted a scientific equation for how sunburns develop!"

    21. "I've made a mistake."

    22. "Worth It."