21 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For Anyone With A Pregnant Sister

"Are you coming home tonight, and can you bring me a cookie?"

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christine teigen @chrissyteigen

Yelled "wake up bitch!" at my (pregnant) sister's belly last night and the baby legit punched me in the face. My first interaction with her.

05:26 PM - 16 Aug 2014

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Alauryn Henegar @alauryn_pink

I asked my pregnant sister how she shaves her legs. She responds and says who said I shave my legs . 😂😂😂😂😂

12:09 AM - 02 Dec 2015

3.

halsey schnabel @poot_69

one sister is pregnant... the other has a family... I just keep getting asked about my dead tarantula

08:36 PM - 26 Nov 2015

4.

Raisin Brahms @ashedryden

Telling your very-pregnant sibling that breast pumps look like erotic torture devices, maybe not the best thing. Oops.

04:33 PM - 31 May 2013

5.

Michelle Langstone @yourpetalheart

Sleeping in the same bed as my very pregnant sibling. Dreams of roundness.

08:31 AM - 27 Jan 2014

6.

Mike '' '' Levine @bizmichael

I had a lot of fun hanging out with my pregnant sister because there's no comeback to "someone's peeing in you right now."

11:34 PM - 30 Nov 2015

7.

miranda @Mirandalopez__

What i have to deal with ! My pregnant sister

12:37 AM - 01 Dec 2015

8.

Esteban Franco @EstebFranco

My brother is only 13 but pretty brave. He said to our sister (who's 29), "Are you sure you're pregnant? Maybe you're just getting fat!" 😂😆

05:15 PM - 02 Dec 2015

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Vickie Kreeger @vicksgotseoul

My sister is ten months pregnant. I'm ten months fast food. #auntpanda https://t.co/8ndGSPvzcE

02:22 PM - 26 Oct 2015

10.

Landry @landrystafford

One twenty minute target trip, three trips to the restroom. #pregnantsister

04:20 PM - 22 Jun 2013

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Sydney Drew @sydneyydreww

My sister is pregnant and super emotional, so today the McDonald's worker gave us free apple pies and she cried

11:42 PM - 04 Dec 2014

12.

Tam-Marie Mathews @TammMariee

Count down is on. When is she going to blow #7days #pregnantsister

08:53 PM - 17 Aug 2014

13.

Virginia Montanez @JanePitt

Note to self: When your 7-months pregnant sister is laughing and says, "OMG. I'm going to pee my pants" ... she is not joking.

12:39 AM - 09 Mar 2009

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Lindsey Litteken @LindseyNerdiest

"Can I just say that I feel like a whole new person now? Like, I've never felt so good after eating a cheeseburger." #PregnantSister

09:03 PM - 07 May 2015

15.

Ivonne. @mrxcriss_

my sister is PREGNANT my entire family :

03:31 AM - 16 Nov 2015

16.

Jessica @Jess_martinez13

Love that my sister is pregnant 😍 Sister craves. Mom makes. I eat 😁🙌🏼

11:13 PM - 23 Nov 2015

17.

areum @taethiest

my sister is pregnant im so exited to find out if im gonna be an aunt or an uncle

09:31 PM - 02 Dec 2015

18.

Emily Leyrer @EALeyrer

The texts you get when your sister is pregnant with triplets

05:32 AM - 17 Nov 2015

19.

Jennifer Coshatt @j_coshatt

This guy on the Price Is Right just won $10,000 and my pregnant, hormonal sister started crying because she was so happy for him😂

04:25 PM - 25 Dec 2014

20.

Aaron Michael Marsh @AaronMMarsh

My sister announced that she is pregnant by starting a new Facebook page for her unborn child. I want to wait to see if the baby is a dick.

01:25 AM - 21 Nov 2015

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yoshi @__Marisssaa__

My pregnant sister is still decent enough to quote mean girls😂😂👏🏼

07:51 PM - 14 Nov 2015