Top 5 Douchiest Cars

If you are driving around in one of these, everyone hates you...

5. Ferruccio Lamborghini

Via livetrucking.com

I won't lie, parts of this car are beautiful, but you are still a douche. Really any car with doors that go up, I instantly hate you. Unless you are Jerry Seinfeld or Jay Leno, you aren't rich enough for this car.

4. Mercedes G55 AMG

Via gq.com

Congratulations! You have so much money you have literally bought everything else. That is the only excuse for spending your hard earned cash on this. Not only are you douchy for wanting an SUV like the Hummer H2 (our #2 pick), you wanted to spend more money than God to get it. Well done Sir! No one will notice your small penis now...

3. Ford F-350 SuperDuty

Via gq.com

Real men drive trucks, really big, AMERICAN trucks. You must be a lumberjack to drive this. You definitely aren't driving on the 405 in stop and go traffic. Ohh you mean you're ok with getting 8 miles per gallon?

2. Hummer H2

Via gq.com

So you know those SUVs used in the Army? Why don't we make a consumer version for angry soccer moms and road raging assholes? If I see you in this monstrosity on the road, I do my best to get close to you and stare with judgment, as you deserve.

1. Mustang Cobra

Via wot.motortrend.com

You're not Fast, you're not Furious and you're making Paul Walker spin in his grave, too soon? Not only is this car ugly, expensive and an instant turn off, it's a Ford...