Buzz·Posted on Oct 15, 201419 Unintentionally Inappropriate Kids' DrawingsKids draw the darndest things. (But mostly phallic shapes.)by Brian GalindoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. These well-endowed scissors: 2. Seems like a rather exciting first day: 3. The hat really isn't helping either: 4. OK, the text is really not helping this one: 5. They might just be playing hopscotch: 6. I hope this is just a funny drawing and not a cry for help: 7. Maybe we could tell what this is supposed to be if Jesus had been drawn with a beard? 8. I really hope that's supposed to be a tail: 9. This could also be a machine gun: 10. So is the girl on the right not wearing any underwear? 11. Hey, it's just a personal back massager: 12. Do you see a lawnmower? 13. When you think about it, giraffes are a bit phallic: 14. Well, I guess this can work for Mother's Day? 15. Um. I sort of see a butterfly: 16. This is just so creepy: 17. I guess that's one way to put out a fire: 18. If you look closely it does look like a lighthouse: 19. What kid doesn't want to grow up to be like their parents? Bonus: Find out what the drawing above really depicts: Tap to reveal Click to reveal