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Jessica Alba showed up, and apparently her hair was attacked by a bottle of Sun-In.
2.
Usher happily showed off his new suit.
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Tyra smized like her life depended on it.
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Adam Brody (aka Seth Cohen FOREVER) was there to represent The O.C. ...
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...along with Jimmy and Julie Cooper!
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Xzibit was there, but only to pimp-out rides.
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Everwood's Chris Pratt rocked early 2000s it-brand Lacoste.
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Lenny Kravitz was there to show all the kids how body piercing is REALLY done.
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Lindsay Lohan was looking fetch and riding high off the success of Mean Girls.
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Raven-Symoné was there sans the rest of The Cheetah Girls.
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Chad Michael Murray, as always, looked thrilled to be there.
14.
Kelly and Sharon Osbourne did look happy to be there...
...but their dog, not so much.
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Maria Menounos (and her epic blouse collar) tried to get a scoop out of Jimmy Fallon.
16.
Christina Milian tried to bring back '90s prom hair.
17.
While a sleepy Paris tried to bring back Farrah Fawcett's feathered hair.
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Along with trying to resurrect old hair trends, Paris was also there to co-host the show with frenemy Nicole Richie.
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Nick Lachey and Anne Hathaway were presenters.
20.
Halle Berry took home the award for Choice Movie Actress - Drama/Action Adventure for Gothika (yes, seriously).
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Blink-182's Tom DeLonge took a poop backstage.
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Adam Sandler won Choice Movie Actor - Comedy for 50 First Dates.
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While Lindsay Lohan won Choice Breakout Movie Star - Female for Mean Girls, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and Freaky Friday.
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Smallville's Kristin Kreuk and Tom Welling were presenters.
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JoJo performed "Leave (Get Out)," of course.
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Nicole was mildly amused by Napoleon Dynamite.
27.
Mike Myers took home the Ultimate Choice Award.
28.
Janet Jackson made a post Nipplegate appearance.
29.
The O.C. was one of the big winners of the night (duh)...
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...but apparently the cast wasn't too fond of Mischa Barton, cause she had to pose by herself.
31.
Randy Jackson was killed on stage by Leatherface.
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And lastly, Ashton Kutcher brought power to the people.
