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I wouldn't hold my breath:
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So is this the reason why Adele doesn't attack other artists on Twitter?
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Well this is an upgrade from the usual shade that is thrown at Rita:
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Who doesn't think "queen of sass and ass" when they think of Louis Tomlinson?!
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I don't think we've caught up with them yet:
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I mean, duh, that's just a plain fact:
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I think this is supposed to be a compliment?
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Watch out Tay and Bey:
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But will she reunite with the Cheetah Girls?!
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Wait, there are other members in Maroon 5?!
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Well except for album sales, airplay, and popularity:
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TBH, I think we can all agree they both have their own amazing style:
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Maybe she's just on a vacation?
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If most people have to do a Google search to figure out who you're talking about, then labeling her the "queen of pop" might be a stretch:
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Maybe Taylor is just doing a reboot of Britney's "Toxic" video?
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I'd say Cher is more of a national treasure:
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Leave it to a bunch of fictional cartoon monsters to release something more superior than Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:
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Hold on, "culture" too?
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On the sixth day, God created J.Lo:
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Well, for some money is an aphrodisiac:
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Was this confession submitted in 2001?
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Reminder: We've been having this debate for 16 years!
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Taylor's powers know no bounds:
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And finally, this is a 100% on point: