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When Bobby had a There's Something About Mary moment:
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How the kids found out that their dad was hooking up with Aunt Liz:
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Target really does stock EVERYTHING:
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The first date that went terribly, terribly wrong:
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Sometimes you just can't deliver the news in person:
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'Cause they don't make them like they used to?
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It's important to create your own holiday traditions:
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Well that's one way to get a raise:
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You really do need to preschedule these things:
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There is more than one way to relieve stress:
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Well, the turkey and side dishes don't pay for themselves:
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Sometimes you just gotta multitask:
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Nothing like spending quality time with grandpa:
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Explains why mom is popular down at the market:
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Holiday chores are the worst:
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She should have kept this to herself:
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I think mom might be too busy to answer her phone:
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Is strawberry porn a thing?
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I think I also heard that tip on the Food Network:
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I bet it's more than just cookies:
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Sometimes you're just too burned out and tired on the weekends to do anything for yourself:
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Now Matthew knows why they always whispered behind his back at family reunions:
