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Well that's really getting close to Jesus:
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I mean that's what you want, right?
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To be fair, it would probably bring a man of any height to his knees:
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TBH, that sounds more like brunch gossip than a sermon:
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Expect if you're naturally left handed:
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Is this supposed to be career advice?
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I would've thought it was something more biblical, like "thou":
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A twist on the age old dilemma:
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Not to brag, but it's more than once a year:
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This one is hard to argue with:
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I don't know if this something you want to admit to:
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Pastor Thomas must be pretty popular on Grindr:
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Still trying to figure out how exactly this one works:
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Also, olive oil can work in a pinch:
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I didn't even know they made a porn parody of that -- it's SO wrong, :
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Um Pastor Paul, I hope your congregation consents to it first:
