1. "Try not to be alone too much; it isn't good for you."
2. "It's only rough in the beginning; it'll get better as time goes by."
I realize that, but my feelings don't have a time machine — they live in the now.
Hey, do you remember when I asked you for your two cents? 'Cause I sure as hell don't.
I realize that, but my feelings don't have a time machine — they live in the now.
Really, what is the bright side? That I was dumped?
Um. Yeah, I think it was pretty clear that what I wanted was a relationship.
That is really not helping.
I realize this is not the end of the world, but I can think of very few worse things that could happen to me.
Wait a minute, is there something you knew about my relationship that you never told me?
Oh, I know myself pretty well, thanks. But clearly you really don't know me.
Right now the only person who understands my pain is Adele, and she is making me feel better.
OK, that is a rather temporary Band-Aid and it might actually make me feel worse in the long run.
What are you basing that on?!
I don't know if being emotionally destroyed is something that will give me strength.
Have you realized that maybe I am not in the right state of mind to be dating anybody? It's not fair to them or me.
Sure.
Cool, is there a way to get rid of my memories too?
Have you been listening at all? My issue is NOT meeting people.
THAT'S WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO! And BTW, no more advice, please.