1. This Buzz Lightyear cake, which really looks more like a demented Mr. Potato Head.
2. This Disney Princess cake that is ribbed for your pleasure.
3. This Hannah Montana cake — wait, was there an episode where she turned into a vampire?!
4. This cake, which gave Tinkerbell a rather interesting makeover.
Also, those eyes! THOSE EYES!
5. Or this Tinkerbell cake, which decided to go for more of a surly look.
7. This beat-down Hello Kitty cake, which has a look of sadness and despair in its eyes.
More like, “hello kill me!”