Mel Gibson and LeBron James Get Coffee

Mel Gibson and LeBron James got coffee this weekend to commiserate. No really, they did.

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Lohan’s Judge Speaks: ‘No Lindsay, F You.”

“So let me get this straight. You didn’t just skip our last hearing because you “lost your passport at Cannes”, but then you show up to the following one with “F— You” written on your finger? Well you know what, Lindsay? F YOU.”

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The Differences Between True Blood and Pornography…

Reason #4: In porn, there will occasionally be scenes without sex in them. Still waiting on one from True Blood.

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Elena Kagan: The Woman of My Dreams…

She’s just the sort of woman I like. Mysterious. Sensual. Doughy.

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No Kobayashi? Then No 4th of July

Kobayashi may bow out of the 4th of July hot dog eating contest. Fuck it, Independence Day canceled.

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5 Women Who Deserve a Shot at The Daily Show

The Daily Show hasn’t hired a female correspondent in 7 years. These 5 women should break that streak.

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Obama Calls Palin for Advice On Oil Spill

Non-Governor Sarah Palin announced on Facebook that she has a lot of knowledge that could be useful to President Obama on the BP oil spill. In fact, she asked him to call her…

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Tuesdays With Bieber

A 32 year-old listened to Justin Bieber every Tuesday for a month. The results were terrifying.

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The BP Oil Spill Drinking Game

Whenever it sounds like BP’s solution to the leak will actually make the leak worse: 1 Drink!

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