If you've had it, you know food poisoning is the goddamn worst.
Maybe you were at a friend's house, when suddenly your stomach gargled and you violently threw up all over their mom's couch.
Perhaps it was Thanksgiving when dinner rebelled against you, and you turned your grandma's toilet into a shit-stained Jackson Pollock painting.
Maybe you were betrayed by your fish tacos, and you spent the entire night hugging the toilet bowl while fishy pieces erupted from your mouth.
Or maybe you got it BAD on your wedding day, and you nearly turned your fancy white dress dirty brown.
*Raises Hunger Games salute in solidarity* So tell us, what's your food poisoning horror story?
