Or, really, any number of decisions …

Yeah, on accepting the vice-presidential nod: “What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?”

That’s no Dark Side of the Moon …

Yes, I was also stunned by the lack of Porkins.

Of marriage, or why not to marry?

Yeah, it hit, like two-thirds of the way up … what were we talking about again?

Man, I hate this almost as much as I hate alcohol, particularly vodka.

Hey, quitting is awesome. I remember how much better I felt after I quit drinking alcohol. Man, alcohol is horrible.

Man, this is so good, it reminds me how wonderful the world is when no one drinks alcohol.  It destroys so many lives, you know?

Man, these are so good, I think I’ll give up drinking.

Hey! This is one of those evil infographics, isn’t it!