End Of The World Is Coming, Prime Minister Of Australia Wishes Her Citizens Good Luck

The Prime Minister of Australia has made an address to the citizens claiming that while Y2K or the Carbon Price she introduced did not cause the end of the world, the end is just around the corner with the end of the Mayan Calendar.

Australian Prime Minister Wishes Aussies Good Luck For the End of the World

The Prime Minister of Australia has sent a message to triple j listeners, in what is a clear show of faith in Tom & Alex's ability to predict the future...

Certain Mayan-predicted death, total global destruction and bad stuff will take place on Friday 7 December 2012. Dr Karl, and now the PM, have confirmed it - so it must be true.

In a bold attempt at surviving the nuclear fallout and duck plague that is sure to ensue, Tom and Alex have decided to broadcast their last show live from the ABC bunker - built to survive the strongest of apocalypses as well as house Kerry O'Brien's collection of fine wines.

They will be joined by comedian Tim Minchin who will be performing the final Like A Version of all time, as well as sports superstar Ellyse Perry, a Children's Choir, and a bunch of carefully selected triple j listeners who will be used as baby incubators and/or food to help in the human race's survival.