Lets start off by saying Australia is basically the coolest, beautifulest, makes me want to make up wordsyest place that I’ve never been to and when I get there I’ll probably just curl up in a ball and cry tears of joy.
2. It’s important my children have an accent
British, Irish, Australian I don’t care… I hope it’s Australian
3. Look at the Beaches
I’m from Colorado, I need a beach
The most venomous Snake on Earth the Inland Tipan lives Down under
14. The dramatic landscapes
Ooo Ayers rock
Fairy bread, its what it looks like bread, butter, and sprinkles
My pen pal told me your not a true Aussie unless you like Vegemite
24. The Great Barrier reef
26. Heart Reef
I want to get married inside heart reef, is that too much to ask?
27. Steve Irwin
Never has there been a man with so much passion for wildlife. Rest In Peace Steve
30. If your headed down under soon just do me one favor
TAKE ME WITH YOU!