Nanaimo, British Columbia Canada / Male / 29
FACT: I am pretty cool, you know. FACT: I am also pretty HOT. Like when you first take a pizza pop out of the wicrowave. Not the first time when you have to flip it over, the second time, when one of the side is popped open and molten ‘pizza’ goo has all leaked out and kinda dried out on the plate and doesn’t come off so easy. FACT:To survive, I must eat the frostbitten finger from a hobo once a year. Ironically I choose to do it on March 31st: National Hobo Day. FACT: I love you, but that d…
View My Viral Dashboard ›#15 is Kevin Spacey.
Cute, but the song is going to be the soundtrack to my future nightmares.
What I like most about these quotes is that they come from a woman who has never had to DO anything. Having a child is probably the only real thing that she is ever done.
Holding your boobs while someone photographs you is not a job, its a privilege.
If cartoons were realistic, an anthropomorphic animal would blow up these douchey kids and make this video entertaining.
You should have called this, “21 pictures of bored-looking women.” Remember ladies, camera will only steal your souls if you smile!
Brendan W. doesn't have any awards yet :(
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