20 Pieces Of Art To Ruin Your Childhood

A sampling of unfortunate works on Etsy for 80's and 90's kids.

1. The Muppets Take Manhattan

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The Muppets and Jason from Friday the 13th. What an unlikely duo and a completely necessary mashup.

2. The Smurfs

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This is called "Children Smurf", complete with Smurf-a-rific nipples.

3. Ducktales

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a little too much realism?

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Would you want them solving the crimes that go slipping through the cracks? Maybe, but probably not in the house.

5. Cinderella

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She was never the same since the pumpkin crash on prom night.

6. Winnie the Pooh

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Was $40 worth of effort really put into this one?

7. Calvin and Hobbes

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Hobbes looks like he just got some bad news from the doctor.

8. Beavis and Butthead

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This is what happens when you watch too much Anime.

9. Carebears

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This Carebears inspired piece is titled "Skank Bear Painting". I'm personally a fan of Skank Bear and her modest use of bear body enhancing glitter.

10. Garfield

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It's a leather patch, because seriously what wouldn't you do with this patch? I'd put it right on my purple Jansport backpack, if I hadn't lost it in the fire.

11. Fraggle Rock

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"Dead Doozer" Is nothing sacred?

12. Belle from Beauty & the Beast

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Would the Beast have loved Belle with a wonky eye? That's a sequel I'd like to SEE. Ya get what I did there, like with eyes and seeing? Yeah you got it.

13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

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Cool wall sculpture that is reminiscent of the melted cheese on top of a tasty pizza!

14. My Little Pony

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This is no, just no.

15. Ren and Stimpy

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This is listed as wall hanging decor. I'm thinking right above a toddlers bed would be pretty ideal.

16. The Simpsons

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This is by a 10 year old, and therefore the one piece that could be given some slack. Having said that, I hate it, no imagination.

17. Shaggy from Scooby Doo

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Brown, orange, and green all in the same painting?! This would look great in any room of the house.

18. JEM

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Apparently the victim of some bad plastic surgery.

19. Looney Tunes

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Looks like these two visited Lindsay in rehab.

20. Ariel from The Little Mermaid

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Honestly this guys work makes me laugh. Two thumbs up.